UNDERSTANDING YOUR DOG'S BODY LANGUAGE A wacky guide to decoding furry Morse code

THE TALE OF THE TAIL: THE ORIGINAL MOOD RING

Let’s start with the tail—the ultimate doggy mood ring. Imagine your dog’s tail is like one of those inflatable waving tube men outside a car dealership, but with more emotions.

Wagging Like a Helicopter Propeller: If your dog’s tail is going around in circles like it’s about to take off, congrats! You’re in the presence of pure canine happiness. This is the dog equivalent of dancing on the table at a party. Your dog is having a blast, and so should you!

Low and Slow Wag: This is the cautious ‘I’m not sure about this, but I’m willing to give it a shot’ wag. It’s like when you’re at a party and someone suggests karaoke—you’re nervous, but you might just belt out a tune.

Tucked Tail: Uh-oh, we’ve entered the doggy version of the “Oh no, I didn’t study for this exam” zone. A tucked tail means your dog is scared, anxious, or feeling guilty about that suspiciously chewed up shoe you found earlier.

Still as a Statue: If your dog’s tail is stiff and unmoving, your dog is on high alert. Maybe they’ve spotted a squirrel, a rogue leaf, or—heaven forbid—a cat. It’s like they’re watching the latest episode of a thrilling TV show, completely engrossed.

EARS: THE SATELLITE DISHES OF EMOTION

Next up, the ears. Think of your dog’s ears as little satellite dishes constantly tuning in to the emotional radio station.

Perked Up Ears: Your dog is all ears—literally! This is the doggy version of a double espresso shot. They’re alert, interested, and possibly plotting to catch that elusive tennis ball.

Ears Back: This one can be tricky. Ears back can mean different things depending on the situation. If your dog’s ears are back but their body is relaxed, it’s like they’re saying, “No worries, I’m just chilling.” But if their ears are back and they look tense, it’s more like, “Okay, something weird is going on, and I’m not sure if I like it.”

One Ear Up, One Ear Down: Your dog has just turned into a furry little question mark. This is their way of saying, “I’m confused, but I’m open to suggestions.” It’s like when someone asks you to explain quantum physics at a party—you’re listening, but you’re also just a little lost.

THE EYES HAVE IT: WINDOWS TO THE DOGGY SOUL

Now, let’s talk about those big, soulful eyes that can melt your heart faster than ice cream on a summer day.

WideEyed and BushyTailed: If your dog’s eyes are wide open and their pupils are dilated, they’re either super excited or slightly freaked out. It’s like when you’re about to go on a roller coaster—are you thrilled or terrified? Maybe both?

Soft Eyes: When your dog looks at you with soft, relaxed eyes, it’s like they’re giving you a warm hug without actually jumping on you (though they might do that too). This is the canine version of saying, “I love you, human.”

The Side Eye: You know that look your dog gives you when you’re eating something delicious and not sharing? That’s the side eye, also known as the “I’m judging you” look. Your dog might not say anything, but you can feel the silent protest.

Squinting: If your dog is squinting at you, it’s either because they’re relaxed or because they’re about to unleash their secret ninja powers. Just kidding—it’s usually a sign of trust and contentment. They’re basically saying, “I’m cool, you’re cool, we’re all cool.”

THE PLAY BOW: LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

The play bow is one of the most unmistakable signals in doggy body language. When your dog lowers their front legs and sticks their butt in the air, it’s like they’re shouting, “Let’s party!” This is your dog’s way of inviting you (or another dog) to join in on some fun. It’s the canine equivalent of pulling out a deck of cards and saying, “Let’s play!”

LIP LICKING: THE DOG VERSION OF “UM…”

If you catch your dog licking their lips when there’s no food in sight, they might be feeling a bit uneasy. It’s like when you’re about to give a presentation and suddenly realize you forgot what you were going to say. Your dog might be a little stressed or nervous, so give them some reassurance. Or maybe they’re just trying to remember where they buried that bone.

THE LEAN: I’VE GOT YOUR BACK (LITERALLY)

When your dog leans against you, they’re not just being cute (though they are). This is their way of saying, “You’re my person, and I trust you.” It’s the doggy equivalent of resting their head on your shoulder during a long car ride. So, lean back and enjoy the snuggles.

THE BELLYUP POSE: RUB MY BELLY, HUMAN!

Ah, the classic belly up pose. When your dog rolls onto their back and shows you their belly, they’re inviting you to give them a good belly rub. It’s also a sign of trust and submission. But don’t be fooled—your dog knows exactly how adorable they are, and they’re using it to their advantage. Belly rubs, please!

ZOOMIES: THE ULTIMATE CANINE JOY RIDE

We can’t talk about dog body language without mentioning the zoomies. You know, those moments when your dog suddenly goes from zero to 100, racing around the house like they’re auditioning for a Fast & Furious movie. Zoomies are your dog’s way of releasing pent up energy, and they’re basically the ultimate expression of pure, unadulterated joy. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. 

BECOMING FLUENT IN DOGLISH

Understanding your dog’s body language is like learning a new language—Doglish, if you will. But with a little observation and a lot of love, you’ll be fluent in no time. And remember, no matter how wacky or weird their signals might seem, your dog is just trying to communicate with you. So wag your imaginary tail, perk up your ears, and dive into the wonderful world of Doglish—you’ll be glad you did!